Thanks firstly to my parents, as my name is first alphabetically, woo lexicographical sorting.
In terms of an actual policy statement, I commit to:
3. There is no item 2 (but what is this item?)
I pledge to keep infinitely many of my commitments.
I vow to keep all of my pledge.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
Ee, Ah wor 'ungry-loike!
Oh yeah no yeah cool totally yeah cool. No worries. Yeah, no, cool. Big fan of the Department for Culture, Media and for some reason also Sport.
In case not rather obvious, this is somewhat insouciant. Perhaps take up a hobby?